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AM VERY GUAIZ ONE OK~

IT'S 3.20PM AND I'M ALR HOME.

Been surfing the web and found many interesting (which includes reactions of shock, surprise, mockery, embarrassed and funny).

1. Yogurt 的中文名字是“酸奶”。bee_living

I NEVER KNEW OK. Either way, dont you think it sounds strange and funny at the same time? Imagine going into a convenience store and asking for “酸奶”。I dont have a discrimination against chinese words but this... is just weird.

2. "有人看到我，一眼就看得出， 我不是本地人，问说：“是新加坡人还是马来西亚人吧？”。
我很惊讶，我已经尽量掩饰口音上的不同，也不多话。
我笑问，是怎么被发现的？
她说：“因为中国人比较好看。”" bee_living

I guess I can count with my hands the number of people who agree with this statement! Maybe they're pretty (since the paragraph continues to speak of their lovely skin) but under my definition of beauty, the number of China citizens who are considered pretty are not much. However, those who have exercised considerable courage, determination, emotional resilience, friendliness and respect are definitely present.

There is no discrimination of nationality intended. It's purely an innocent and restricted judgement on my part.

3. "I HOPE EVERYONE OF YOU SCORE BADLY TOO!!!!
Just like how I hope everybody would become fat pigs so I would be the only non-obese one,
which makes me slim due to perception change!
HOHO.
Wouldn't it be nice?
Call me a selfish bitch (like Daryl always does) or whatever,
but don't you secretly feel this way toooooo?
search your inner self -
reach deeeeeeep into your bloody heart with those dirty, unmanicured fingers.
c'mon, yknw you're on my side!"

-Daphne

No it wont be nice and I definitely do not think that wn if I reach deep into my bloody heart). Hoping people are stupid wont make you any smarter. Such a sweeping and perception-based statement makes you sound juvenile and ridiculous. So, my response is: Dont be lame. You're not cute.

4. I JUST COULDNT HELP IT.

I hardly see someone so OK with being so bitchy.

Some people just dont consider that people find them sexy because they reveal too much.

5. Tuition teacher (TT); me

TT: So, how was your results?

me: ok loh. I failed my chinese.

TT: haiz, how about your math?

me: A1

TT: yeah this paper seemed easy; my other student also got A1.

how about your sciences?

me: I got B3 for chem.

TT: huh so bad?

me: uhhhhhh.. yeah.

(Y)(Y)(Y)

To begin with, that was my brother's tuition teacher.

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I keep forgetting that exams are over and holidays are coming~